Namedropper moves to heatworld

Those kind chaps at heat magazine have let namedropper write lovely showbiz goss on heatworld.com, which means Namedropper has moved to www.heatworld.com. Here is a list of recent work:

15/03/11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/OMG-Kesha-what-ARE-you-doing-EW/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Robert-Pattinson-Im-scared-of-fans/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Video-heatworld-takes-Arg-out-for-curry/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Justin-Bieber-gets-waxed/

 

http://www.heatworld.com/Fun-Stuff/2011/03/Ssomething-to-tell-us-Kate-Middleton/

13/03/11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Dancing-on-Ice-Jeff-Brazier-leaves-the-ice/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Katie-Price-Im-not-with-Leandro-for-his-mind/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/The-Beckhams-are-moving-back-to-the-UK/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Frank-Lampard-tells-98-year-old-granny-to-get-lost/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Greg-James-to-take-over-Chris-Moyles-Breakfast-Show/

11/03/11

http://www.heatworld.com/Entertainment/Music/2011/03/Ellie-Goulding-WILL-release-Rihanna-cover/

http://www.heatworld.com/Entertainment/TV/2011/03/There-are-some-things-Simon-Bird-just-WONT-sign/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Video-Miley-Cyrus-hits-annoying-pap/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Coronations-Streets–Brooke-Vincent-and-Sacha-Parkinson-talk-selfish-and-ignorant-Corrie-fans/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Could-Elton-John-stop-X-Factor-using-his-music/

9/03/11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Britney-Spears-I-wanted-to-be-a-lawyer/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Charlie-Sheen-internship-gets-74040-applications/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Megan-Fox-NOT-anorexic-says-personal-trainer/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Can-we-just-check-everyone-has-seen-Jake-Gylenhaals-new-trailer/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/George-Michael-say-sorry-to-Snappy-Snaps-manager/

04/03/11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Daisy-Lowe-Living-with-Mischa-Barton-was-awful/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Kelly-Osbourne-looks-hot-shopping-in-LA/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Check-out-Cher-Lloyds-new-tattoos/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Taylor-Momsen-gets-close-to-fan-live-on-stage/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Miley-Cyrus-shows-off-her-new-moustache/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Justin-Bieber-sells-his-hair-for-40668/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/WTF-Natalie-Portman-blasted-for-glamourising-pre-marital-pregnancy-/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/VIDEO-Megan-Fox-in-latest-ad-for-Armani-/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Channing-Tatum-is-Peter-Pan/

03.03.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Want-to-have-a-laugh-at-Simon-Cowells-expense/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Rihanna-goes-on-sex-shop-spree-in-Sydney/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Peaches-Geldof-farts-in-interview-with-a-vampire/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Lindsay-Lohan-denied-entry-to-Oscars-after-party/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/03/Ker-ching-Hugh-Laurie-is-the-highest-paid-actor-on-US-TV/

17.02.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Lady-Gaga-dresses-up-as-a-condom/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/VIDEO-Things-get-awkward-between-Peter-Andre-and-Justin-Bieber/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-wants-Sex-and-the-City-3/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Brian-McFaddens-drunken-rampage-on-flight/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/WHY-Tom-Hardy-missed-the-BAFTAs/

16.02.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Paris-Hilton-celebrates-30th-birthday/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Channing-Tatum-Im-not-ashamed-of-my-stripper-past/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Is-Lady-Gaga-a-liar/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Kelly-Brooks-mum-thinks-noony-has-the-wow-factor/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Cheryl-Cole-and-Rihanna-announce-duet-plans/

13.02.11 BAFTA night

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Kate-Moss-collapses-in-sex-shop/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/BAFTA-2011-The-Speeches/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/SPOILER-ALERT-BAFTA-winners-are-in/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/BAFTA-backstage-gossip/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Jordan-takes-Alex-Reid-out-on-secret-dates/

10.02.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Vanessa-Hudgens-Michael-Caine-came-on-to-me/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Cher-Lloyd-faces-gypsy-jibes-on-Twitter/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Miley-Cyrus-apologises-for-bong/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Katy-Perry-denies-she-is-seeking-couples-therapy/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Britney-Spears-twitter-chat-in-full/

08.02.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Victoria-Beckham-celebrates-pregnancy-with-a-naked-photo-shoot/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Katy-Perry-I-hated-my-boobs/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Cynthia-Nixon-and-partner-reveal-secret-pregnancy/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Kim-Kardashian-wont-dance-with-Prince/

06.02.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Jason-Gardiner-causes-more-controversy-on-DOI/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Denise-Welch-admits-she-and-husband-have-affairs/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/James-May/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Katherine-Jenkins-and-Gethin-Jones-are-engaged/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/MORE-X-FACTOR-NEWS-Dermot-O-Leary-WONT-be-heading-Stateside/

03.02.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Lindsay-Lohan-denies-stealing/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Fancy-a-nosy-around-Micha-Bartons-house/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Twilight-stars-are-2010s-highest-paid-actors-in-Hollywood/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Rihanna-explains-her-bannana-fellatio/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/02/Holly-Madison-proves-critics-wrong-and-looks-hot-in-her-bikini/

01.02.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Has-Ricky-Gervais-been-asked-to-host-Golden-Globes-for-a-third-time/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Peaches-Geldof-gets-new-boyfriend-Sticks-tongue-down-his-throat-on-Twitter/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Blake-Lively-voted-worlds-most-desireable-woman/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Michael-McIntyre-makes-nine-year-old-boy-cry/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Jo-Whiley-leaves-Radio-One-after-17-years/

29.01.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Vanessa-Feltz-makes-teenager-cry-and-write-2000-word-essay/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Lindsay-Lohan-offers-advice-to-Charlie-Sheen/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Ashlee-Simpson-Wentz–ditches-her-long-locks-in-favour-of-an-edgy-crop/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Could-Robbie-Williams-replace-Simon-Cowell-on-X-Factor/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Bwitched-are-back-as-Barbarella/

27.01.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/BREAKING-NEWS-Charlie-Sheen-rushed-to-hospital/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Phillip-Schofield-celebrates-NTA-win-with-a-Big-Mac/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Victoria-Beckham-reveals-pregnancy-cravings-Hang-onMarmalade/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Cheryl-Cole-gets-her-tatts-out-at-the-NTAs/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Jennifer-Lopez-reveals-she-is-trying-for-a-third-baby/

25.01.11

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Ciao-bella-Jersey-Shore-heads-to-Italy/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Sneak-peak-at-Britney-Spears-new-video/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Ulrika-reveals-weight-loss-secret/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Megan-Fox-looks-glum-after-being-nominated-for-worst-actress/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Mark-Wright-shows-off-Kayla-Collins-to-his-4-exes/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2011/01/Oscar-Nominees-Revealed/

26.12.10

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Alexandra-Burke-responds-to-X-Factor-critics/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Katie-Price-to-release-second-single/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Hugh-Hefner-engaged-to-24-year-old-playmate/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Is-Dizzee-Rascal-dating-Natalie-Imbruglia/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Coleen-Rooney-jets-off-on-holiday-while-Wayne-stays-at-home/

17.12.10

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Christina-Aguilera-discovers-Morris-dancing/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Have-Brad-Pitt-and-Angelina-Jolie-set-a-wedding-date/

16.12.10

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Video-Robert-Pattinsons-new-film-trailer/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Heather-Mills-accepted-onto-British-Disabled-Ski-Team/

http://www.heatworld.com/Fun-Stuff/2010/12/Mariah-Carey-proven-to-increase-goat-lactation2/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Ryan-Reynolds-news-and-a-picture-of-him-with-his-top-off/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Ashley-Cole-gets-off-with-Kayla-Collins/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Keira-Knightley-says-she-finds-media-attention-hard/

15.12.10

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Kim-Kardashian-voted-Best-Bum-in-World-2010/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Video-Usher-kicked-in-the-face-by-a-fan/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Nicolas-Cage-has-hissy-fit-of-epic-proportions/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Cher-demands-hemp-milk/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Man-caught-pleasuring-himself-to-Alan-Sugars-autobiography/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Paul-Daniels-strips-naked-for-Christmas/

14.12.10

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Wagner-pulls-18-year-old-then-buys-her-a-McDonalds/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Michael-McIntyre-and-David-Hasselhoff-confirmed-to-join-BGT/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Nicole-Richies-wedding—The-bidding-war/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Take-that-X-Factor/

03.12.10

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Peter-is-back-and-paying-homage-to-Michael-Jackson/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/11/Mick-Hucknall-makes-public-apology-to-womankind/

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Justin-Bieber-restaurant-critic/

Pregnant Victoria Beckham has great British preserve. Could it be a baby girl?

Victoria Beckham has confessed her latest pregnancy cravings. With it being Posh, we immediately envisioned rock oysters, roasted pheasant, a quails egg or two, all washed down with a nice guava smoothie. But marmalade? Well, that’s not so Posh.

But Mrs Beckham’s chums have revealed that in fact, Posh just can’t get enough… marmalade on toast and a nice cup of tea.

‘Victoria’s having a lot of tea and toast with lashings of marmalade,’ a source told The Sun.

‘She can’t get enough of the stuff. Mostly she’s been having it on toast, accompanied by lots of cups of tea.’

Paddington Bear was unable to comment at this time, but sources suggest he was thrilled with the news.

Now, Namedropper’s resident old wife reckons that chicks who crave sweet foods like marmalade are more likely to be expecting a girl. Meaning Dave better get cracking on with the painting, if the North Wing of Beckham Towers is to be pink by the summer, when the baby is due to arrive.

Cheryl Cole gets her tatts out at the NTAs. World snorts in disgust.

Ok, can we all just pause for a moment in our busy lives to have a good gawp at Cheryl Cole’s new tattoo. Stealing the show at last night’s NTA’s, Chezza wore a backless £2,200 black Versace dress, showing off her latest scrawling in all its glory.

Don’t know about you, but our first thought was more indelible than incredible. We are really trying, but stylish just isn’t springing to mind. Although, tacky doesn’t seem to be facing such a struggle. Stupid mind, always spoiling things.

What do you think? And can someone please let us know what the heck it is

Goats go wild for Cheesy Lover Mariah Carey (who is co-incidently up the duff)

Breaking news just in…

Farmer Angus Wielkopolski has revealed goats produce more milk listening to Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You than any other song.

The amazing discovery was made at St Helen’s farm near York where staff listen to music while they milk the cows. They found that when Mariah was played the goat’s produced up to half a pint more milk.

Amateur farmers should realise, however, the importance to stick to Mariah Carey rather than Guns and Roses as:

‘They seem more nervous when they hear heavy metal’ the farmer added. (We think he’s talking about the goats that is. Not the milkers)

This got us wondering what we would play…

Here’s the Namedropper farm’s ultimate top 5 milking tracks:

Cheesy Lover – Phil Collins

Crazy for Moo – Madonna

Cream if you wanna go faster – Geri Halliwell

Cattlefield – Jordin Sparks

Yoghurt the Love – Candi Staton

What would you play?

*Since publishing this story it has been confirmed that Mariah Carey is pregnant with twins. Congratulations Mariah!
(Originally written for heatworld.com)

Matt Cardle makes us laugh. And he wasn’t even wearing his hat…

Steve Brookstein is SUCH a nice guy… Er NAHT!

Steve Brookstein could start an argument with a banana if it had a Twitter account (‘@ Bananna, yellow sucks’). But last night’s victim of choice was none other than One Direction cutie Louis Tomlinson’s mum!

The sour X Factor grinch caught Louis’ mum’s attention after he started tweeting rather rude comments about her star son’s first audition, describing Louis the “luckiest man in music” for managing to land a record deal.

Louis’ mum replied:

“Hi I’m Louis’s mum. My family have always liked you and bought your records. Why be so cruel?”

“Why shame him in public? He was sad about his audition. He was incredibly nervous.”
“He is 18 Steve! I honestly thought you were a nice bloke. Sadly for us now what we were told about you seems accurate.”

Failed singer Steve replied to her by suggesting she buy her son some singing lessons:

“If you are Louis’s mum. Get the poor lad some singing lessons for Christmas. A couple of dozen at least,” he said.

“I’ve heard his YouTube. Auto-Tune all over it. I don’t blame him. I blame Simon [Cowell] for putting him in the public eye.”

“If he was a builder he wouldn’t be able to work on a house. He would need to learn his trade. Why do you think this is OK? Listen, he is a rouge trader. A Mickey Mouse cowboy builder. Don’t blame me for exposing his poor workmanship. End of.”

Have we missed something here – is Mickey Mouse a builder? But..how would he use the tools with his tiny paws? Do mice even have opposable thumbs? Ok Steve, we are listening now, but seriously …. A ‘rouge’ trader?

Steve Brookstein, Café Nero hero

Steve is an authority on singing (and spelling) you see. He performs in Café Nero while Louis’ just performs in front of about 15 million people most Saturday nights. Steve is defo in a position to dish out advice so then Louis can one day be as successful as he is. Dare to dream Lou!

Steve also questioned how the teenager got his position in One Direction, commenting:

“There should be an enquiry over show fixing. He is shockingly terrible. It’s like Les Dawson comedy bad.”

Steve better back off or he’ll have us to deal with. No one messes with our boys. Ok, sounding a bit like the mafia now…..Can we at least get TEAM LOUIS t-shirts printed?

What did you think of Louis’ audition?

*This time we better add that Steve has recorded a single with all proceeds going to homeless charities. We forgot last time and are scared we might get an angry tweet.

Ashley Cole pulls Kayla Collins. Manages not to vomit on her.

Ashley Cole got frisky with I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here star, Kayla Collins on a night out at London’s Funky Buddha club.

Cheryl Cole’s ex husband was invited to the playmate’s management company’s party and, of course, as any good love rat would, accepted immediately turning up with a group of his equally sophisticated footie mates.

Upon arrival, Ashley only had eyes for one girl and made a beeline for gorgeous Kayla:

“Ashley clearly fancied her and put in the groundwork. His charming paid off, as they ended up getting stuck into each other” a fellow clubber said to The Sun.

It’s unsure if said ‘groundwork’ involved Ashley’s usual vomit interlude, which has previous proved a failsafe tool of seduction.

Unfortunately, we have never been chatted up by Ashley Cole. So, allow Ash’s former conquest, Sarah Purnell, to elaborate on our behalf:

“He kept saying what a nice body I had, and that he liked my bum and my face.’

That’s right men of Britain, if in doubt compliment the bum and then the face. Never in reverse order, you must make your priorities clear from the off. She went on:

“He poured me a drink, got me a jacket to wear because I was cold and even sent his driver out to get me a McDonald’s.”

(All established Casanovas know a McDonalds is a reliable way to seal any deal, just ask Wagner).

How could we forget hairdresser Aimee Walton who was also blessed with the Cole treatment way back in 2008:

“He slapped my backside so hard his wedding ring left an imprint.”

“Then he just threw up everywhere. My friend was going mad but he just smiled and said to me, ‘She should be privileged Ashley Cole was sick in her car.’ I remember being really disturbed by how violently ill he was.”

The magic continued back at his place:

“Ashley said he needed a drink and we went to the toilet to get some tissue to wipe sick off his arm’.

Surely, it’s unfair to keep such techniques from mankind. We think Ashley should share his pearls of wisdom and pen The Ashley Cole Guide to Seduction.

(Originally written for heatworld.com)

Woman kicks Usher in the face. Lives the dream of many.

When Usher invited an adoring female fan on stage he probably didn’t expect a kick in the face in front of a live audience. But that’s just what he got.

Usher was performing at Madison Square Garden when he invited the lady on stage. It all was going splendidly until the over-excited fan attempted to wrap her leg over the star’s head (as you would) – managing to smack him square in the face with the heel of her shoe, instead. Ouch!

However, Usher was quick to control the situation and re-establish his cool saying:

“We play rough in bed, you know. We kick each other in the face and all kinds of good stuff.”

Excellent viewing.

Could Usher be the new Michael Jackson?

Meanwhile, Usher reckons he is just the guy to fill Michael Jackson’s place in the music industry:

“You know, we lost Michael Jackson. A lot of pressure is on me and I don’t mind taking it. The impression that I would like to leave is that this guy is really stepping it up to a level where people can hopefully compare me to people like Michael Jackson.”

Yeah, Delusional much? We can’t help but like him just a little bit less now. It’s comments like this that get you kicked in the face…

(Orignally written for heatworld.com)

Nicolas Cage thinks he is Al Capone. Goes mental in Romania.

A video has surfaced of Nicolas Cage causing all sorts of commotion outside a nightclub in Bucharest, Romania where he is currently filming his new movie.

The grainy shots appear to show a man shouting and swearing at a man and two women in the street while people do their best to calm him down.

The man, alleged to be Nicholas Cage can be seen screaming, in true war hero style:

“‘Get in that car and walk away. I’ll f*****g die because of honour. I’ll f*****g die right now.”

Attempts to restrain the freak out result in him shouting:

“‘Don’t touch me you little b****.”

Following his rant he is seen walking away and getting into a car before gathering the energy to shout a few more choice words.

Maybe he is playing an over dramatic abusive gentleman in his new film and he was just getting into character?

Cher refuses to drink anything but hemp milk. Cows feel threatened.

Now we have heard some bizarre diva demands in our time but this one takes the (milk and…) biscuit.

Hotel staff were left frantically searching for hemp milk after they were told a certain ‘American superstar’ refused to drink anything else.

It was later revealed that the ‘superstar’ in question was Cher (no, not that Cher – proper Cher off Sonny and of course!) who couldn’t possibly stay a night without a whole case of her special milk.

Now before you all jump to dramatic conclusions, hemp milk won’t make you go all funny if you put in your brownie mix. Rather, the milk is rich in Omega 3 & 6, which is allegedly good for skin and hair. Cher probably thinks it will Turn Back Time (sorry).

However, after seeing the pics of Cher’s not so youthful mug from the Burlesque premiere, we are happy to stick to semi skimmed on our Frosties.

(Originally written for heatworld.com)