Nicole Richie sneaks Kim Kardashian into wedding disguised as elephant.

14 Dec

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden only got married on Saturday but already the couples’ wedding snaps have become embroiled in a bidding war between top US magazines,

Every mag and it’s mum is trying to bag the first shot of the big day and it’s reported that Nicole’s ‘team’ (can’t we have one of those? If so, can it be one direction?) have been edging around a $100,000 deal with People magazine, which would land a cover story for the wedding.

It’s believed Nicole is “playing the weekly magazines against each other to drive up their price.”
Isn’t that romantic? Much better than a honeymoon – we hear they are so last year. But cynics stop in your tracks, before you jump to cynical conclusions, Nicole’s price driving is in the name of charideee.She plans to donate all the money the pictures make to good causes.
It seemed the cover was a sure deal but then, according to a source: 

“Things got complicated because both Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera said they couldn’t attend the wedding because of other commitments” which caused People to rethink the cover.

So where were they? Christina was busy stealing Rebecca Ferguson’s thunder on X Factor while Kim was presumably squeezing into a tight skirt at the launch of a shop / nightclub / website.

Guests who DID attend included the groom’s twin brother and Good Charlotte bandmate Benji Madden, Sam Ronson, as well as Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale whose faces obviously aren’t worth as much as Christina and Kim.

Bet Nicole is kicking herself. Paris Hilton would have definitely guaranteed an extra fiver.

Nicole dumps BFF Paris

It seems Nicole has severed all ties with former BFF Paris as the socialite was nowhere to be seen on Saturday. A source close to the star said:

“Nicole wanted a memorable, elegant affair for only their closest friends and family on their special day.”

Got that Paris? ONLY close friends. Including a trained elephant, which was spotted being led into the ceremony. A guest of the grooms we imagine. Or Kim Kardashian in disguise?

The lavish ceremony was held at Nicole’s popstar dad, Lionel Richie’s gaff. Nic wore a wedding dress by Marchesa, and the couples’ rings were by uber jeweler Neil Lane, who also crafted Richie’s 4-carat engagement ring.

(Orignally written for heatworld.com)

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One Response to “Nicole Richie sneaks Kim Kardashian into wedding disguised as elephant.”

  1. Kerri Dobson December 16, 2010 at 12:03 am #

    Best one I’ve read in ages, I ‘lold’ a lot at this.

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