Might as well face it, he’s addicted to drugs*

28 Nov

After a spellbinding performance of a lifetime last night it’s claimed today that X Factor contestant Wagner bought cannabis from a dealer following last Sunday’s results show.

The Sunday Mirrow has reported the retired PE teacher and karate expert has been ‘buying a steady supply of the mind-bending drug over the past few months’. Finally,  those performances are starting to make sense.

The You’ve Got The Love singer allegedly arranged his dealer to get backstage access at Fountain Studios by giving him and friends and family pass.

When quizzed, Wagner brilliantly said: ‘A lot of geniuses like Bob Marley and Paul McCartney smoked cannabis.’

Elsewheres,  Mr Carhillo was complimented on his services to British creativity after prompting a hub of imaginative comments from the great British public on social networking sites. Favourites include:

‘Up yours Cowell, you greasy nob’

‘ Please, PLEASE just #fuckoff Wagner’,

‎’Wag is so beautiful to me’- only direction is out of the competition when against the brazilianLAD’

‘Wagner for Brazil World Cup Team Captain 2014’

‘YES!!!! IN WAG WE TRUST!!!!’

*Sorry, like Katie’s gran, it had to be done…

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