Boohoo, Peaches Geldof has been chucked

2 Nov

Well what a shocker. The whirlwind romance, biggest love story since Kate and Leo, best coupling since two girls and one cup has been pronounced dead this morning.

Yes, Eli Roth and Peaches Geldof, are no more. Talk about a bummer. The devastation this news brings is intolerable.

The pair have cited the rotten soul of Peaches Geldof mounting work commitments as their reasons behind the split. Admittedly, it must be tough juggling Twitter and recreational drugs. We question how they kept up the demanding act for eight whole months.

Or could these mythical work commitments be of any relation to the time young Eli got his old flame all confused with someone else and declared her an  “accomplished journalist, television presenter and fashion model”?  HA.

Too bitchy? Maybe we are just jealous.

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