Brace yourself ladies… Mark shows us his vagazzle

19 Oct

When we watch  The Only Way Is Essex (the best thing on telly since  Katie and Peter Unleashed see below) we often fantasise about the show’s articulate, suave protagonist – the affable gent Mark Wright. So we are just thrilled that those kind folks over at Heat have managed to make dreams reality with this latest photo shoot.

Despite his clear modesty and 9 year relationship, spray tan fan lothario Mark admits he doesn’t struggle to pull the ladies and, with scant regard for the 200 limit, claims to have over 500 numbers on his phone.

He said: ‘There’s one from a girl saying, “You’re so hot.” Nice. To the point. No messing about.

The worst part to all this, the man is pretty nice to look at.

Sources suggest Katie was a considered replacement for Michael Parkinson following his retirement.

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