Watch out RIHANNA…. LITTLE J is all pissed off with you!

18 Aug

During an interview with Spin Magazine, inadvertent comedienne Taylor Momsen claimed that Rihanna is ruining the image of ‘rock’ music.

Taylor is an authority on all things ‘rock’ having starred in Gossip Girl, campaigns for Macy’s and Walt Disney films. In essence, Cindy Lou Who from The Grinch is rock personified.

“People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna’s wearing fuckin’ leather jackets, and it’s really annoying.”

Sorry Taz, we were under the ludicrous impression that leather jackets, despite their potentially intimidating appearance, were open to all. Particularly since they became avaliable from TOPSHOP AND NEW LOOK, coincidentally a shop where hard rock Taylor brought out a clothing line.

Silly us. We will make sure we give ours to someone deservingly edgy enough immediately. In fact shall we just pop it over to you or maybe The Fonz? She went on to say:

“I dress for myself. Clearly, it’s provocative, but it makes me feel good. And if the only reason it makes someone uncomfortable is because I’m 17, then that person’s a scumbag.”

Then we, unfortunately, proclaim ourselves scumbags.

Other hilarious highlights include:

Music keeps me youngthe 17 year old said. Which must explain her mental age of about 12.

In a moment of shocking self awreness Taylor described her style as that of a ‘high class hooker’. Having just designed her tween clothing label for Macy’s – part of a collaboration with Madonna’s daughter Lourdes.

This chick should do more interviews.


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