Don’t fret PARIS, some people just don’t know good music when they hear it

18 Aug

Paris Hilton needs to learn: do not comment on the size of your mates bum. The bigger, the less should be said. So why on earth did Paris say this of her chum, Kim Kardshian’s rear end?!

“It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a good trash bag”

After a while, Paz realised what a dreadful, albeit hilarious, comment that is to make about your best mate and how it could possibly hurt their feelings saying:

“I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

Kim accepted the apology, saying

“Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

All friends again! XOXO and all that rubbish. (Even though we always end up reading OXO and then thinking about gravy…)

HOWEVER…last night the pair were enjoying a standard carousal, bopping about the clubs in Vegas when Paris realised exactly what would ensure for a stellar evening. So in a moment of typical modesty Paris requested acclaimed party anthem Stars are Blind by Paris Hilton.

Now our Kim, highlighting a distinct lack of musical awareness, didn’t take to kindly to this. Kardshian lumped her sizeable behind all the way over to the responsible DJ, grabbed his microphone and whooped:

“Now let’s hear some real music!”.

Sacrificing the remainder of Stars are Blind for everyone! Understandably, it wasn’t long before Paris stomped out and we would have been right behind her!

The feud continues.


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