PARIS SUED FOR $35 MILLION

12 Aug

What could Paris Hilton possibly have done to get her in $35 million dollars of trouble? Oh that’s right – she wore the wrong fake hair a few times. Perfectly reasonable sort of sum then.

Paz is being sued by hair extension company, Hairtech International who are fuming after she signed a contract to wear and promote their hair but instead was seen wearing rival hair. The arrant audacity! We have no desire to scream WHO CARES at all.

The thrilling suit says: “Paris Hilton was seen in magazines and on television not wearing the Plaintiff’s hair extensions and was in fact wearing competitors’ hair extension products.”

It goes on (and on): “Paris Hilton repeatedly engaged in various improper, inconsistent and illegal activities involving chemical abuse, illicit drug use, alcohol abuse, as well as other debaucheries, some of which were illegal.”

Quite what this has to do with clip in hair extensions is unsure but sounds like it’s bent them HairTech types right out of shape.

Their hair, our hair, no hair -no one would have noticed was it not for all this hurley-burly as surely the point of fake hair is that it looks real and thus we are not even supposed to KNOW it’s fake and the fact they noticed AT ALL highlights the sheer inferior quality of their product.

TAKE THAT HAIR TECH INTERNATIONAL! Crap – hope they don’t sue us now…

That would be one mother of a bad hair day.

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One Response to “PARIS SUED FOR $35 MILLION”

  1. theweeklyargus August 12, 2010 at 10:50 pm #

    What an atrocity!

    For more people that have sued Paris Hilton, check out my homepage.

    (Hint: One of the people is her bedpost!!!!)

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