Jen Ellison attempts PORKER REVERSE THERAPY

1 Aug

(Do not mention beached whales… Do not mention beached whales)

Former lads mag pin up  Jenifer Ellison has been spotted grimacing her way through a frankly, obscenely awful looking ‘work out’.

While we are used to the sight of Ellison on the beach, it’s normally in a lovely bikini poised with a mojito. Certainly NOT sweating and crying in a heap on the sand. Oh the perils of childbirth!

The 27-year-old is using the No 1 Boot Camp in Norfolk to shed her baby pounds after giving birth to little Bobby five months ago.

Oof! If this is what you have to go through to get a bit thin then pass me a cream cake! These pics are enough to put us off any sort of procreation. Whoever says labour is the worst part clearly is yet to meet Jen’s trainer, who happens to be ‘ex military’ as it goes. Cellulite suddenly seems not so bad after all… attractive almost.

‘I was a size eight when I fell pregnant and size 18 after. I ate what I wanted and didn’t exercise. I was like a hippo.’ Jen told Closer.

Not to be rude, but this next pic does nothing to deny that self confessed hippo comparison…

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