Taylor Momsen: My vibrator is my BFF

17 Jul

Looks like we have a mini Lohan on our hands. Welcome Taylor Momsen, the anti-Cyrus, Hollywood’s no1 brat. 

The Gossip Girl star started off so fresh and promising. However, the 16 year old is quickly morphing into quite the skank in waiting.

In an interview with Disorder (SO edgy, extra kohl required) Magazine Taylor revealed the following:

‘Momsen does swear like a trooper. She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.’

Awwww. All together now: When I grow up I want to be just like Taylor!

Someone needs to confiscate her eye liner, wash her hair and save her the mortification that she will feel when looking back on this in the future.

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