Rule Britannia! Ashley’s chicks are ENGLISH!

7 Jul

Well how appearances can decieve! As it turns out Ashley Cole’s latest chickettes are in fact from Old Blightly!

It has been revealed the classy pair are 20 year old University students from Sheffield.

One of the ladies mothers has been in touch with a newspaper saying:

‘Melissa isn’t very happy about being in the newspapers. She just wants to go on holiday with her friends for a relaxing time.’

Then why doesn’t Melissa replace her thong, Ashley Cole and blabber gob mother for a a spot in the shade and a solero. Until then, unfortunately, the spotlights on you Mel.

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One Response to “Rule Britannia! Ashley’s chicks are ENGLISH!”

  1. Sheila July 7, 2010 at 9:56 pm #

    The University of Sheffield (what a paradox) must be so proud.

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