2 Jul

JESUS H CHRIST. We KNEW something fishy was in those billion suitcases!

The breaking news is that Paris has reportedly been arrested in South Africa after being found in possession of marijuana.

An officer, who spoke under the condition of anonymity said, “She was found in possession of some amount of dagga [marijuana]. We don’t know how much.”

What an episode of Banged up Abroad this could make!

Paris is certainly turning out to be quite the seasoned jail bird – this being her second stint behind bars.

However it has been confirmed that Hilton has since been released.

“There is an inquiry. I don’t want to comment further,” a detective involved in the case has said.

An Eyewitness News reporter wrote on Twitter: “EWN can officially confirm that socialite Paris Hilton has been arrested on a drug-related charge and will appear in court later tonight.”

Paris is yet to tweet.


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